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blackjax

An amphetamine pill developed by NVE PHARMACEUTICALS. It is commonly used as a form of speed. When taken in full, will produce a violent and severe high. Can be opened up and taken nasally.
Mike snorted his Blackjax, Mike was buggin out afterwards.
by Black Jax August 28, 2007
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Blackjack

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.
After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.
by Poncho23 March 5, 2016
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Blackjack and hookers

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
by McGingie December 18, 2014
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What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.
Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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Blackjack Scout

One who's very knowledgeable about the game of blackjack.
Nice hand! How’d you know when to double down?

Blackjack Scout taught me.
by ibjp March 25, 2011
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Blackjacking

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.
I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.
by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009
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Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence
Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL
by iKielo1 December 26, 2008
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