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Blackboat 

Someone who wants to paint their canoe black.
"Blackboat was here!"
Blackboat by cocktologist August 17, 2009
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Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

Blackbelt mill

n (plural Blackbelt mills)

1. Corrupt martial arts dojo: a martial arts school that is run by a fraudulent instructor with dubious skill and shady business ethics; hands out blackbelts like they were free samples at a costco.
Dude, I just beat up this black belt the other day...I must have some mad fighting skillz..

Nah, dude you suck...the kid probably got his belt from a Blackbelt mill...probably got it after two months of training, and his instructor doesnt even know martial arts cus hes a corrupt peice of shit.....so congratulations....
Blackbelt mill by Nemes1sRed February 1, 2010

blackbear 

Mat Musto, or better known as blackbear, is an american hip-hop recording artist, singer-songwriter, and record producer from Los Angelis California. He is associated with G-eazy, Mike Posner, Mod Sun, and (sadly) Jacob Sartorius. Bear is best known for his two songs 'Idfc' and 'Dirty Laundry' off album Deadroses. He's all in all a great person. he's beautiful and knows what true talent is. he's the most talented upcoming artist out there.
girl: "i'm in love with everything blackbear does. have you heard his most recent album, digital druglord ?"

friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."
blackbear by modsunbabybear July 7, 2017

Blackbear 

One of the best singers ever. Check his music out if you want. He’s such a genuine person!
Person 1: “wow this is a good song!” Person 2: “I know right?! It’s by Blackbear.”
Blackbear by Jizznica July 30, 2018

blackboard learning tool 

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.
"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

blackball 

To cosnpire to ruin someones reputation untill they become unemployable and people refuse to associate with them.
After he cancelled that concert his manager blackballed him. Now no record company wants to produce his album.
blackball by A ton of pounds December 31, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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