Blackboat
"Blackboat was here!"
Blackboat by cocktologist August 17, 2009
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Blackbeard mains
Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage
Blackbeard mains by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020
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Blackbelt mill
n (plural Blackbelt mills)
1. Corrupt martial arts dojo: a martial arts school that is run by a fraudulent instructor with dubious skill and shady business ethics; hands out blackbelts like they were free samples at a costco.
1. Corrupt martial arts dojo: a martial arts school that is run by a fraudulent instructor with dubious skill and shady business ethics; hands out blackbelts like they were free samples at a costco.
Dude, I just beat up this black belt the other day...I must have some mad fighting skillz..
Nah, dude you suck...the kid probably got his belt from a Blackbelt mill...probably got it after two months of training, and his instructor doesnt even know martial arts cus hes a corrupt peice of shit.....so congratulations....
Nah, dude you suck...the kid probably got his belt from a Blackbelt mill...probably got it after two months of training, and his instructor doesnt even know martial arts cus hes a corrupt peice of shit.....so congratulations....
Blackbelt mill by Nemes1sRed February 1, 2010
blackbear
Mat Musto, or better known as blackbear, is an american hip-hop recording artist, singer-songwriter, and record producer from Los Angelis California. He is associated with G-eazy, Mike Posner, Mod Sun, and (sadly) Jacob Sartorius. Bear is best known for his two songs 'Idfc' and 'Dirty Laundry' off album Deadroses. He's all in all a great person. he's beautiful and knows what true talent is. he's the most talented upcoming artist out there.
girl: "i'm in love with everything blackbear does. have you heard his most recent album, digital druglord ?"
friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."
friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."
blackbear by modsunbabybear July 7, 2017
blackboard learning tool
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"Nothing new that calls your attention here"
4 new notifications.
Are you fucking kidding me..?
"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."
"Nothing new that calls your attention here"
4 new notifications.
Are you fucking kidding me..?
"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."
blackboard learning tool by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013
blackball
To cosnpire to ruin someones reputation untill they become unemployable and people refuse to associate with them.
After he cancelled that concert his manager blackballed him. Now no record company wants to produce his album.
blackball by A ton of pounds December 31, 2004
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