BlackKEYS

The realest nigga on a the planet

I wish I was as real as BlackKEYS

BlackKEYS by BlackKEYS4 July 19, 2025

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Brackeys 

A Youtube Channel dedicated to making Game Development tutorial videos using the Unity Game Engine.

"Thanks for tuning at Brackeys."
*cue ukulele music clip*

Brackeys by CodeMyst June 3, 2018

blackiespeak 

Slang word for ebonics. What fake gangsters and whiteboys use to try to sound tough. Little do they know the whole world is laughing at them. Only a moron talks like that.

J-Dog: Yo sup my nig-nigs gon go tada spot ta cop some fry chicken son.

Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!

J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.

blackiespeak by Noizehed August 15, 2006

blackyspeaks 

Blackspeaks is a B A D lydon minecraft noob who hackuses everyone he ever fights because hes dog water at every game :).

"Did you hear about blackyspeaks?"
"Yeah the bugha howell cap trash kid"

blackyspeaks by non toi February 28, 2021

blackensippin' 

A black guy sippin'coffe in Sweden.

Wow blackensippin'.

Yah blackensippin'.

blackensippin' by kriki200 April 12, 2022