by kofieyeboah November 2, 2014
Get the blackcess mug.The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.
Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.
by yumfudge July 26, 2011
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Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route
Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.
Jaron: what the hell! For what?
Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.
Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.
Jaron: what the hell! For what?
Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.
by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009
Get the Unnecessary Blackness mug.Slang word for ebonics. What fake gangsters and whiteboys use to try to sound tough. Little do they know the whole world is laughing at them. Only a moron talks like that.
J-Dog: Yo sup my nig-nigs gon go tada spot ta cop some fry chicken son.
Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!
J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.
Alex: Hey J-Dog, shut the fuck up with that blackiespeak, you sound like a bloody idiot!!!
J-Dog: Sorry man, I thought it was funny.
by Noizehed August 15, 2006
Get the blackiespeak mug.by kriki200 April 12, 2022
Get the blackensippin' mug.A Harry Potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the Black family.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
Popular pairings include Sirius/his younger brother Regulus magically brought back from the dead and Bellatrix/Narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
It's a moot point whether extended family members count as Blacks for Blackcest. The Malfoy/Tonks families often are, but the Weasleys usually aren't.
"Hey, did you get the link to the Blackcest fanfic I sent you?"
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
"I read the first line then left it...it was disgusting."
"What, don't you like Blackcest?"
"Funnily enough, I don't enjoy reading stories where popular children's characters have sex with their relatives."
by Alfredooo May 4, 2006
Get the Blackcest mug.This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
by The_Overman September 8, 2007
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