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Black widow. 

A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.

She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
I can’t believe conor marrried that black widow.
Black widow. by Metaphyziks June 9, 2022
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Black Widow

A female who feeds off of the mental, physical and material means of a male and then leaves him for dead.
A woman who sucks the life out of a male just like a black widow spider does, and then kills him after having her way with him.
Black Widow by Psychological writer December 30, 2011

Black widow

A girl who makes a guy fall in love with her and after he does, she loses interest and breaks up with him.
Black widow by AJM1! June 2, 2015

Black Widow

A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!

Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!

Tom: What's a black widow?

Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
Black Widow by smcouvillion May 15, 2020

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black widow by anonymous July 9, 2021

black widow

1. A poisonous spider.
2. A disingenuous woman who exploits her position in a relationship to the detriment of her partner.
3. In the conflict between Russia and Chechnya, a Chechen widow whose husband died at the hands of the Russians and who consequently becomes a terrorist, usually a suicide bomber, herself.
Example of #3: Authorities found that several of the terrorists involved in the Beslan school massacre were so-called "Black Widows."
black widow by Sam Sundquist November 1, 2004

Black widow

Black Widow a women who can kick the shit out of you because she is a assassins or seduce you get her way
Person one:This bitches is crazy like assassins crazy
Person Two:Then she must be a black widow
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