Black Jeesus
Sometimes thought of as Morgan Freeman. While Morgan Freeman may be god, he is not Black Jeesus, that would be his son, Denzel Washington.
Black Jeesus by Worgen Freeman November 30, 2010
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mach black jesus by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018
black jesus
Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!
"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"
I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.
black jesus by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 4, 2010
black jesus
black jesus by bebo January 10, 2005
Black Jesus
Black Jesus by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019
black jesus
Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
black jesus by What it is June 3, 2007
Black Jesus
Black Jesus by John Tabs April 17, 2010
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