Black Jeesus

Sometimes thought of as Morgan Freeman. While Morgan Freeman may be god, he is not Black Jeesus, that would be his son, Denzel Washington.

Yes, I guess Denzel Washington, Black Jeesus, is Jewish.

by Worgen Freeman November 30, 2010

mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

black jesus

Well yes there is very little chance that jesus was white, but it is unlikely he was black. All the other people putting, " he was from the middle east and jewish so he was black". Just because he was not white and was a darker race doesnt mean he was black! Thats like saying im white and thus whiter than a black guy i could be counted as chinese!

"Hey. Jesus was not white, so he can be ay other race he wants to be :P Black jesus"

I had to put an example and couldnt think what to write.

by stinkyskunkedmonkeys December 4, 2010

black jesus

Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.

White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!

by bebo January 10, 2005

Black Jesus

Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.

Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.

by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019

black jesus

Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".

Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"

by What it is June 3, 2007

Black Jesus

a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus

Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.

by John Tabs April 17, 2010