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Kaleb, the living embodiment of black jesus.
Bro you know that new kid Kaleb?
Of course look at him, he is Black Jesus.
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by Real Black Jesus December 16, 2019
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Something that white people hate and can not admit since the real Jesus was black.
White Person: Jesus was black? NO WAY! TIME FOR SUICIDE!
by bebo January 10, 2005
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Black Jesus: Amare Stoudemire's alter-ego. At times, he displays such divine talent that he can only be referred to as "The Black Jesus".
Rob: "Holy crap, Amare must have flown like 10 feet in the air for that dunk."
Bob: "Black Jesus strikes again!"
by What it is May 17, 2007
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a black person that is so awesome that he is considered Black Jesus
Darnell is so awesome that he is known as Black Jesus.
by John Tabs April 16, 2010
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man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech
www.templeofblackjesus.com
by austin July 27, 2004
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