Bjørnefitte is a kind of hat that is commonly used in areas with cold winters. It is quite simulair to a ushanka
Bjørnefitte is originally a Norwegian word that translatet directly means: "bear pussy" A real bjørnefitte is made of fur, but a modern bjørnefitte is made of syntetics.
Wow little kiddo. That bjørnefitte of yours is really nice! Is it real fur or fake?
Frozen chicken soup in a sock that you beat you wife with. Beating kids is also possible.
Person 1: "Hunny! Where's my Jarner?
Wife: "We don't have those anymore!"
Person 1: "That's it, i'm grabbing me bjärner."
Wife: *getting beat up sounds*