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bizarreverdrive

A set of circumstances too incomprehensiblly strange to either be real or manageable.
"When I tried to contemplate the concept of a naked Ainsley Harriot, covered only in butterbeans and with his genitals coated in lemon curd and fruit pastilles, weilding a bottle of fairy power spray and breastfeeding a newborn lamb, whilst being pursued by a herd of florally minded bee-chimps, my mind went into complete bizarreverdrive."
bizarreverdrive by UberMinx July 29, 2005
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Bizzarster 

As he was driving along the road some space junk landed on his car which made him swerve into an oncoming herd of very sharp pink and white spotted cats. Unfortunately he died as a result of this bizzarster.
Bizzarster by SandyDann March 11, 2009

Bizarrier 

When someone is more bizarre than anyone else.
Me- That dude is so bizarre , there is literally no one bizarrier than him.

You-what a bizarro!
Bizarrier by Misty Partly Cloudy January 9, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026