31 definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Tarnation

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Outernal

The opposite of internal because external makes no sense. Like who decides this stuff?!

Me- if external and externally mean outside of something then shouldn't it actually be called outernal? You know, internal and outernal?
Him- no.
Me- That makes no sense. You don't say inside/ exside you say inside/outside. People are dumb.
Him- ya.

by Misty Partly Cloudy September 29, 2023

Suck my bitch, dick!

It's the women's version of suck my dick, bitch!

You - wow, you look like a hot mess today! Whose bed did you crawl outta?

Me -Suck my bitch, dick!

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 15, 2022

Corrosiving

When something that's corrosive lasts a long time, the act of corroding.

Dude, a drop of bleach water just splashed in my eye and it's been corrosiving in there for 15 minutes.

by Misty Partly Cloudy July 30, 2019

Figureoutable

When your trying to figure something out and wondering if it's possible.

Someone - I wonder if it's possible to even figure this out?

Someone else - Of course! Everything is figureoutable!

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

Polyosis

A condition that your chihuahua named Napoleon (poly for short) gives you cause he so freaking cute.

I got a case of polyosis from my chihuahua cause he's so freaking cute, and I cant stop polyosissing out about him.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020