29 definitions by Misty Partly Cloudy

Cattacking

When you see one dumb bitch attacking another dumb bitch in a cat fight.

Him - Did you see that cat fight last night?
Me - yeah, that one dumb bitch started cattacking that other dumb bitch.

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 22, 2021

Dumpster Dink

A guy with absolutey no class and zero morals. He will fuck anything with a hole, any dirty whore, regardless of where shes been or what diseases she has.
The male version of a female being a cum dumpster.

Girl- Gross i heard that guy will dive his dick into any cum dumpster he can fjnd for the night.
Me- He's a dumpster dink, they're meant to be!

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 9, 2022

Missheard Alert

When you're alerted by a false alarm or anything false.

Them : Did someone just mention there's an Amber Alert right now?

Us: No , that was a Missheard Alert.

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Tarnation

A word my mother uses to curse because she doesn't say swear words.

Mom : oh tarnation! Where the heck did I put my car keys?

Me: What actually is a tarnation?

Mom: I have no idea.

Me:

by Misty Partly Cloudy June 5, 2022

Trashhole

Someone, usually male that is a huge asshole and really trashy.

That asshole is such a piece of trash, he's a total trashhole!

by Misty Partly Cloudy April 5, 2023

Figureoutable

When your trying to figure something out and wondering if it's possible.

Someone - I wonder if it's possible to even figure this out?

Someone else - Of course! Everything is figureoutable!

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 31, 2022

Excusplanation

When you're asking someone for an explanation but all they ever give you is excuses.

Boyfriend : look, can we please just talk about what happened later?

Girlfriend: Yes, and I can't wait to hear your excusplanation about it.

Boyfriend : what's wrong? Why are you mad? What did I do wrong?
Girlfriend : everything! Please explain this <insert whatever made you mad here> to me!
Boyfriend: it wasn't me! I didn't do it! I don't know how it happened! I would never do that! I wouldn't lie! Please believe me even though I can't explain anything ever at anytime nor do I have to because I'm innocent!

Girlfriend: of course, i should have known. More empty excusplanations.

by Misty Partly Cloudy May 12, 2022