Bizzarster 

A bizzare disaster.

As he was driving along the road some space junk landed on his car which made him swerve into an oncoming herd of very sharp pink and white spotted cats. Unfortunately he died as a result of this bizzarster.

Bizzarster by SandyDann March 11, 2009

Blizzaster 

Disaster of epic proportions due to massive winter storm, negatively impacting human lives.

Schools were closed for two days because of this blizzaster.

The 175 cars piled up on I-65 was a blizzaster.

Her hair looked perfect when she left the house, but when she stepped out in the storm, her goldie locks became a blizzaster.

Because of this is blizzaster, I can't get to the store to buy cigareetes, food, water or tiolet paper.

Blizzaster by Miss Dre February 22, 2011

Bizarrster 

A bizarre disaster - this could be anything from a nonsensical fancy dress costume to a hilarious misfortune.

'What's he trying to achieve with that Clockwork Orange makeup, stetson and panda suit?'

'Do you think he's supposed to be some sort of sinister cowboy bear?'

'I don't know but that costume's a total bizarrster'.

Bizarrster by AmosKVimto June 5, 2011

blizzaster 

A mega-snowstorm, often blown out of proportion by media looking for a story.

Yesterday's snowstorm was a total blizzaster; it took me an hour to shovel out my car!

blizzaster by snoooozy February 22, 2011