Definitions by UberMinx

bizarreverdrive

A set of circumstances too incomprehensiblly strange to either be real or manageable.

"When I tried to contemplate the concept of a naked Ainsley Harriot, covered only in butterbeans and with his genitals coated in lemon curd and fruit pastilles, weilding a bottle of fairy power spray and breastfeeding a newborn lamb, whilst being pursued by a herd of florally minded bee-chimps, my mind went into complete bizarreverdrive."

bizarreverdrive by UberMinx July 29, 2005

Wostage 

Describing the futility of posting on an internet message board with the intention of mischief, to an audience too young or stupid to appreciate your efforts.

Spamming that Peter Andre Board would be a complete wostage of your efforts.

Wostage by UberMinx February 17, 2005