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a general name for any one possum

etiology:
Homer calls the big possum living in the monorail conductor's cabin closet "Bitey" in Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4 Episode 12)
from Wikipedia:
Homer: (on a family of opossums in the monorail) I call the big one "Bitey." (Matt Groening has said this is his favorite Simpsons line ever, written by Conan O'Brien)
bitey by las April 18, 2006
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betsey johnson 

Betsey Johnson is a female fashion designer who grew up in Wethersfield, CT, and now lives and designs from her Mexican Villa, Betseyville. She is known for her unique and funky clothes, which often include animal prints or other interesting details. She is also famous for her trademark blonde hair with bangs.
What is she thinking with that hair cut? Only Betsey Johnson can pull that off.
betsey johnson by BetseyJohnson January 11, 2008

Bitsexual 

Sexuality on the ace spectrum, someone who is only sexually attracted to someone for the 'funny lol's', or for the bit.
Person A:"are ypu attracted to me?"
Person B:"well, im bitsexual, so only if its funny"
Bitsexual by Hoozel December 16, 2022

The Itsy Bitsy Spider

A sex position in the shower with a traditional bathtub. The woman balances herself by putting both arms and legs on the edges of the tub belly side up while the man penetrates her on his knees with the shower running.
Jacob and I took a shower the other day and we did The Itsy Bitsy Spider
betsey by John Ritello April 4, 2003

bitey bugs 

A generic term for insects which bite leaving an itching sensation, such as mosquitos or sand flies.
Better close the windows, those fucking bitey bugs are paying us a visit.
bitey bugs by RobertEbob March 5, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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