Bitchorcist

A person capable of subduing or driving out the Bitch spirit from the woman it has possessed.

Dale would never have gotten Teri to sign his expense report if he hadn't brought Lisa along as his Bitchorcist

by The Working Dead September 17, 2016

Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.

Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.

Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.

by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006

bitchocrite

a girl that is the biggest bitch on the face of the entire universe, yet she still calls other people bitches. she snarls at people when she sees them, and people talk about her behind her back. the bitchocrite also feels like she owns everyone in the world, and her "friends" are her subjects, like she is the queen of the world.

that girl is such a bitchocrite, she just treats everyone like her doormat.

by coolkid812 May 4, 2006

bitchocrite

A bitch that bitches about other bitches bitching.

She always bithces about everyone elses bitching, but she's the biggest bitch of them all...what a bitchocrite!

by SarahJean November 22, 2006

Bitchwrist

A wrist that is too weak and inferior to handle a situation or act.

Your wrist can't handle the wrath of that animal. What a bitchwrist.

by cassandraclark April 18, 2010

Bitchocrite

These girls are bitches and hypocrites. Everybody knows who they are. They are super Christian, sometimes a pastor’s daughter, and tell every girl that they should be modest and pure. They almost always get pregnant before graduating or right after. They always advertise the Bible and tell queer, POC, and/or ND people to kill themselves. Popular. Preppy. Bitch

Ex:
Person 1: “Have you seen Lydia? She got pregnant!”
Person 2: “Ugh! What a bitchocrite! She always advertised Christianity to us, but now she is pregnant herself!”

by Nopleasedontdothisyoudontunder November 20, 2022