bitch-rista

The word used to describe a Starbucks or coffee shop barista who is having a bad day behind the bar whilst making drinks; sometimes will fuck up your drink or cop an attitude while waving her scrawny tatted arms up in the air. might cop an attitude if you ask for the whipped cream you requested at the time of purchase. many times the bitchrista is thrown off if you ask for Skim milk and whipped cream because that seems to contradict itself in terms of a healthy drink. Many times the bitchrista is crabby because she was out late the Modest Mouse show, then went to her best friends house to watch reruns of the OC and woke up late for work at the Rodeo Drive location of Starbucks. She hates all of the customers because they can afford to get Starbucks every morning in a Venti size. Usually she's a big "Obama Fangirl" too because all her friends are. She's just working here until she marries the creepy guy from the White Stripes.

I ordered a Grande 2 pump skim vanilla latte with with whip and the bitch-rista slid my drink toward me without a lid or whip. I put the bitchrista in her place by telling the manager and getting a free drink coupon.

bitch-rista by Jeff Spicoli83 February 25, 2010

restaurant bitch

The semi-popular high school girls that dropped out of college and now work full-time at family restaurants.

she was cool in high school now she's just a restaurant bitch

restaurant bitch by bingchilling4206969 May 29, 2022

Mrs. Bitchtista 

Mrs. Baptista (Bitchtista) doesn't care about what anyone else has to say she just punishes everyone! She is hella skinny and her hair looks like an artificial blond rats nest. Its honestly funny when people piss her off and make her mad. She's a real bitch and gives redbooks and detentions like every day. She teaches science, history and English.I'm warning u.

Cayenne: Whoa your a wrinkly ass hoe. You don't care about anyone u motha fucka. Who are u?
Matt: Oh that's Mrs. Bitchtista.

Mrs. Bitchtista by F.I.r.e.n.d.s May 30, 2018