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bitchafication 

witnessing some one being turned into a total bitch or knowing some who used to be nice then become a total bitch
Jesse "hey dave, your girlfriend used to be so nice, now she's a total bitch"

Dave "i know, i was just off to the hardware store for some bitch be gone, it's starting to be a real problem"

Jesse "why is it the pretty ones that have to turn into bitches?"

Dave " i know what your saying, i feel like she went through a complete bitchafication"

Bitchcraft 

The act of being a total bitch; often practicing the acts of upsetting people for the sake of it, being obnoxious to people who have done nothing, going out of ones way to ruin peoples day, abusing athority to do any of the preceding.
Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.
Bitchcraft by bitchcraft victim February 7, 2009

bitchlatte 

One of my fav Evan Peters fan pages besides the others I mentioned
Hey guys go check out bitchlattes new post
bitchlatte by Dandymottswifeyy March 2, 2021

batchload 

A person who is a real piece of work. Someone either really complex or really screwed up or someone almost unbearably hard to handle.

The genesis of the term can be traced from a person being a real piece of "work" or a real "load" and multiple jobs and tasks are often done in "batches." Thus.. a person who is extremely screwed up can be called a "batchload"
That dude Zen, I swear is a friggin BATCHLOAD
batchload by Zenophobe November 10, 2005

Bitchmoan 

an abbreviated term substituted for "bitching and moaning."
Bitching and moaning is a colloquialism for constant complaining.
I'm tired of listening to your bitchmoan.
Why does he/she have to bitchmoan so much?
Bitchmoan by Crazy A. November 1, 2009

bitchboasting 

To appear griping about something, but actually be bragging about the issue
I can't believe how badly she was bitchboasting last night when she said, "Oh my gosh, the addition we are putting on our house will be such a pain because we have to move out for six months. What a nightmare!"
bitchboasting by Axe Grinder March 13, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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