bitchlips
bitchlips by Daddy Bitchlips July 31, 2003
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Bitchlips
"Holy sh*t, that skunk tank, macho bravado delivery boy has some nice bitchlips. He can motorboat my catamaran any day of the week"
Bitchlips by Postmortalrejection August 3, 2020
Related Words
bitchlips • bitchlism • bitchtipsy • Bitch List • bitch listener • bitch nip • bitchfist • bitchism • bitchfish • bitchish
Birthclipseday
When a solar eclipse falls on a birthday. For example, the full eclipse that took place on August 21st, 2017, was a birthclipseday for peeps who were born on August 21st.
My daughter's birthday on August 21st aligned with the full solar eclipse on the same day, so we celebrated with a Birthclipseday cake and a bottle of bubbly.
Birthclipseday by MichRanch August 21, 2017
Bitchless
Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022
Eternally Bitchless
The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022
bitch lips
Loretta walks around in a too-short skirt and a too-small thong so that all the guys can see her skanky bitch lips hanging out.
bitch lips by Wrong-side-of-the-tracks August 7, 2008
bitchlessness
The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021
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