MichRanch's definitions

Birthclipseday

When a solar eclipse falls on a birthday. For example, the full eclipse that took place on August 21st, 2017, was a birthclipseday for peeps who were born on August 21st.

My daughter's birthday on August 21st aligned with the full solar eclipse on the same day, so we celebrated with a Birthclipseday cake and a bottle of bubbly.

by MichRanch August 21, 2017

Skinny fat

When you skinny AF, and still got a sad, poochy, muffin-top, beer belly gut.

Damn, I'm skinny fat. I fit into a sweet size 4 , but when I take them jeans off and unleash my gut, I look like I'm 7 months preggers with twins.

by MichRanch September 18, 2017

vocal fry

The artificial, gravelly, voice-lowering way to speak that makes you sound like a ditz. The opposite of upspeak, but having the same negative effect on others.

If I hear Kim K say omg in that annoying vocal fry way she talks one more time...

by MichRanch July 28, 2015