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Bissan is a gorgeous, sweet girl that some may describe to be as gorgeous as a meadow of flowers. Bissan is a girl that has a sense of humor, and always tries to lighten the mood around her. Bissan is EXTREMELY smart, and may not even realize it. Everyone in school may think Bissan walks with pride, but she is actually just happy with who she is, and is friendly. Though Bissan is not above anyone, she does not take herself seriously even though she is intellectual, beautiful, and funny. Bissan is a loyal friend who will not let you down and she will always be by your side.
Damn, I love Bissan. She is so funny.
Bissan is a genius.

Wow, when you really look, Bissan is gorgeous.
Bissan by Ami Hisa-Me November 19, 2018
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Be a Bisland 

1. Being exceptionally rich, but trying to hide it by living in a terribly middle-classed town.

2. Being a complete jerk to poor people.
John: Hey, wanna help me at the local soup kitchen tomorrow?

Steve: No thanks, I've got better things to do.

John: Wow, way to Be a Bisland.
Be a Bisland by NotThatA October 25, 2011
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Matthew Bisson 

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.
Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family
Matthew Bisson by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019
Surname of the gods, The Bissaker family are a well known family for having very big penises.
Wow thats huge, you must be a Bissaker
Bissaker by SybilSwagins June 10, 2015
An wide ranging insult meaning someone that can't take a joke, a general twat or someone that annoys you.
Michael is such an annoying wee bessant!

John is a blue blistering bessant
Bessant by Rusty Ovlov December 15, 2020

andrew bisante 

a youtuber, who makes awesome videos and also every female teenager would like a bite out of.
person A: man, i wish i was andrew bisante
person B: why?
person A: so they would want to bite me
andrew bisante by chickachickya November 20, 2009

@bisante'd

going on seekmehere.com and being asked for andrew bisante
you: hello
them: @bisante?
you: no
-The other user has left-

"dammit i have been @bisante'd again!"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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