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Birthday BJ 

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i
Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...
Birthday BJ by Endless_Echo January 22, 2009
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Pre birthday bj 

When you get a bj the day before your birthday
How about a pre birthday bj?

Birthday Bjer 

n. - a blow job specific to the occasion of one's birthday
<pronounced "birthday beejer">
"Hey, make sure you give your boyfriend a birthday bjer" said Dean Blundell.
Birthday Bjer by emicheno April 23, 2009

Birthdayboy 

the very happy birthday boy! He will get all the presents and love from his mommy and daddy! Very cool boy and very birthday. Happy birthday, birthday boy. Did I mention its your birthday? Happy birthday!! Have a good birthday. happy epic cool birthday. Happy birthday. peehap daybirth, bappy hirthday, birthday boy. 🦧
the birthdayboy will get all the presents on his birthday
Birthdayboy by IfMikThen December 15, 2021

bjirthday 

1. when one celebrates a sweedish or icelandic birthday

2. Bjorks birthday
Hey Bjork! Happy Bjirthday!
bjirthday by Jen Menlick October 7, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026