In the US it is customary for a woman to discontinue the practice of fellatio upon wedlock. The birthday blowjob is the exception to the rule and the only real legitimate source of head a married man is entitled to.
Guess what today is? I'll answer for you since your mouth is full... that's right it's MY BIRTHDAY BLOWJOB DAY!!!!
by ThePooch June 07, 2011
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by Novacaine86 May 03, 2010
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On a guy's birthday you get a blowjob. Does not have to be performed by your girl/boy friend or wife but they have to pay for it (one way or another).
by gee-orgy-oh May 18, 2011
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