Birksy

A Birksy is otherwise known as a common "plopper" or "Birsky. There is only one.

Yooooo, Birksy! What's that sound??? "Meeeeeeeeeow." You Plopper.

by Orange_Cat December 4, 2014

birks

Birks: short for Birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by "hippies", very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular

Those who diss the Birks are missing out.

by -S- April 6, 2004

birkybooed

To be fucked over, or to fuck some else over (thoroughly). Typically used in regards to cheating in a relationship.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl
Guy 2: Ahh she birkybooed me we're done now haha let's get wrecked!

by vincent adultman May 14, 2015

The Birks

An STD transmitted from tainted water

My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks

by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019

Birkenstocks (birks)

berk - in - stoks

A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.

* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.

** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"

by mme bovary August 28, 2006

birks

short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.

i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways

by in2b8yall December 15, 2003

birkey

Bird + monkey. A promiscuous (slutty) person who is also ugly.
Originated in Brooklyn, NY

That girl is such a birkey!

by leeshaa October 2, 2007