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Birks: short for Birkenstock, expensive stylish footwear, usually considered to be wore by "hippies", very comfortable shoes that are becoming more popular
Those who diss the Birks are missing out.
birks by -S- April 6, 2004
Words you can keep
short for Birkenstock sandals. usually found on the feet of students at liberal arts colleges.
i'm gonna take that fuckin hippies birks and shove em up his ass sideways
birks by in2b8yall December 15, 2003
i need sum birks to complete my jap look
birks by cheech November 23, 2003

The Birks 

An STD transmitted from tainted water
My balls are itchy doctor told me I have the birks
The Birks by Gacy Dahmer February 12, 2019

Birkenstocks (birks) 

berk - in - stoks

A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.

* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.

** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."

"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"
Birkenstocks (birks) by mme bovary August 28, 2006

amia birks 

amia is a sassy bitch, she can be a hoe but you better get used to it. she gets attached to boys very easily and can fall for a lot of them. everyone is jealous of her just because they can’t be her. she is very bad in bed but amia’s are perfect.
amia birks got way to attached
amia birks by rapunzal66 April 13, 2020

Bailey Birks 

Bailey Birks by OverClip November 22, 2021
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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