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bird food 

Bird food is subject matter that mostly only girls care about, and can be used to lure them into a conversation. Some prime examples are: handbags, shoes, and chick flicks.
Larry: Hey Rick I'm going out with Lisa tonight, and I dunno what to talk to her about.
Rick: Didn't that new Twilight movie come out? Just toss some of that bird food at her and she'll start chirping away.
bird food by darksydex3226 July 29, 2012
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Bird Food 

Bob: I met that girl jenny at the party

Bill: Don't do it bro, she Bird Food. whole hood had her
Bird Food by Sala Bizzle August 1, 2021

Bird Fooder

A container designed to be filled with bird seed to feed wild birds; A phrase commonly used by people of northern Ontario that the idjits in Fennlon Falls know nothing about
"Oh go fill up the bird fooder the chickadees are back"

birdfood 

Small penis. Under 6 inces
Hun do you got birdfood? If you go outside naked do birds attack you cause they hungry and they think your penis is a worm or birdfood?
birdfood by Miss.bleo November 8, 2007

birdfood 

Bird food is a term used to describe a man with a small penis. The term gets it's name from a worm, which is commonly eaten bird food.
Ho mah gawd! That man had birdfood!
birdfood by Sharquanda December 11, 2007

birdfood 

Codename for weed. This term is used in association with bircall. Created by Alex Martin, Jordan Livingston, and Jordan Jansco.
Hey man, do you have any birdfood?
birdfood by AlexMartin April 20, 2008

birdfood bump 

What almonte said about the shyt growing on the back of Wilson head in PROBY school…
Damm you Gotta get rid of that birdfood bump on the back of ya head
birdfood bump by KRDawg August 28, 2023