Bipression 

When you are Bisexual and depressed.

That girl is suffering from severe bipression

Bipression by BubblyStarChild June 3, 2018

Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.

You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...

Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

ibpression 

The incurable autosomal depression caused by a two year IB Diploma Programme during High School. Normal symptoms include constant exhaustion yet utter lack of sleep, constant guilt even when time off is taken, frequent suicidal thoughts and complete understanding of academic failure. Extreme cases have had people sleeping on their desks at 3pm mumbling TOK essay ideas. Repression of symptoms has been evident with online Instagram IB-support meme groups. However, sole therapy seems to be the 5-July liberation - be it failure or not.

-Mate, I'm feeling so sick but I don't know why.. i get fever, and even when I don't, it's like my soul has been sucked. All I want to do is just sit on my bed and stare at the ceiling in shame
-That's a clear case of ibpression sir!

ibpression by jim.nt December 12, 2016

Bedpression 

Bedpression is a feeling you get whilst depressed and in bed.

Great, a morning full of Bedpression

Bedpression by Banksy369 July 31, 2018