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edpression 

(1) the state of missing Ed Sheeran so much during his break that all you can do is listen to Photograph and cry

(2) the state of being after an Ed Sheeran concert because it's over
non sheerio: omg why are you so upset?
sheerio: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EDPRESSION FEELS LIKE SO GO AWAY.
edpression by xsheeriox June 24, 2016

Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...
Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

beerpression

The point in the night in which a party runs out of beer.
"Hey Bryce, is there any more booze at Delta Chi?" "Nah, Eva, they're in a beerpression right now."
beerpression by Bryce_Eva January 5, 2016

betapression 

The depression directly connected to not being able to beta test for halo 3 or other games. :'(
Mom: whats the matter son?
son: Beta closed for halo 3. Now I have Betapression
betapression by G4Joe_from_ohio_ September 25, 2007

Bipression 

That girl is suffering from severe bipression

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019