Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.

You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...

Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

Brogression 

The progression from "person" to "homie".

Wow, that was some fast brogression right there!

Brogression by STEALTHWALKER April 12, 2008

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

cooneral brocession by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009

Brogressional Medal of Honor 

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).

Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.

Brogressional Medal of Honor by NvRsAyDyE August 1, 2012

Brocession 

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

Brocession by wutsgood May 19, 2010