Biologize

verb: A euphemism for sex, stemming from the word 'biology'. It is to engage in starting a biological reaction with another individual.

Gabay: Ey bro, did you finish that English assignment?

Claire: Nah dawg, me and my boyfriend decided to just biologize.

Biologize by TacoChico July 25, 2011

Biologize

verb. To study biology or to apply knowledge of biology onto something.

Paulina: I need to go work on a biology project.
Theo: Go biologize it up!
Paulina: Thanks! I will.

Biologize by Chancho V. September 26, 2012

biological symphasis disorder 

A disease in which your brain tells that you don't have to urinate when the bladder is indeed full. Biological Symphasis often results in peeing one's pants.

Person 1: "Dude, Jennifer just pissed her pants!!"
Person 2: "She can't help it, she has Biological Symphasis Disorder"

biological symphasis disorder by CrackHead* July 25, 2009

Biologicunt 

Noun - the ex-wife, future ex-wife or girlfriend who is the biological mother of children who is not parenting them because she is too concerned with dating, gold-digging or looking for her next meal-ticket. She uses men for things, not limited to but including, money, cars, jewelery, plastic surgeries, and social status in exchange for sex so she does not have to work a normal job or occupation.

Possesses the following negative character traits:

- Flips out of no apparent reason, burning everyone in site.

- Seeks power and control over people close to her at ANY cost.

- Abuses people closest to her because she can get away with it.

- Verbally and emotionally assaults people, especially men.

- Loves to be the victim.

- Mouths off to such an extent that others contemplate physical abuse - which in turn feeds victim status giving her the greatest gift she could have.

- No morals what so ever.

- Preys on weaker/nice people.

- Gets knocked up in order to have controlling role in relationship.

- Unable to have normal relationships with anyone. Has no long-term friends.

- Never changes, but expects the world to change for them.

- Predatory and parasitic

Neighbor 1: She is such a biologicunt.
Neighbor 2: I know. I hope her husband gets the kids. She can just be a whore then and the kids will have a real parent.
Neighbor 1: I hope he gets the house too so she moves out of the neighborhood.
Neighbor 2: She will probably move in with the douche bag swingers up the hill.

Biologicunt by SuperDad August 19, 2012

non-human biologics 

In ufology, "non-human biologics" is a term employed by military contractor engaged in crash retrieval, storage, and study of downed UFOs. The term refers to any living (or no longer living) creatures, plants, and microbes discovered in a retrieved UFO. The term usually refers to the presumed pilots of the craft, but actually any living material can be a biologic. The term is critical for the systematic itemization and cataloging of all pieces of debris retrieved from a crash site.

UFO insiders claim that some of the non-human pilots recovered (dead or alive) from crashed UFOs have proven to be what are called "biologic robots," which are basically machines with living flesh incorporated into their construction. Those robots get included in the category of "non-human biologics" by the crash retrieval teams as they sift through the wreckage and start separating and packaging the debris for transport and storage. The two main categories for itemizing each crash site fragment start off as "biologic" and "non-biologic." And from there, myriad sub-categories include such labels as "exotic materials," and "non-human intelligence," to name just a few.

This classification is necessary since all biological material (dead or alive) needs to be subject to preservation efforts (such as climate controlled transport and storage), and also needs to handled with HAZMAT levels of caution to shield the human members of crash retrieval teams from contamination by any incidental pathogens.

The crash retrieval team arrived at the debris field of a crashed UFO and found several non-human biologics in and around the crash site. Most of the non-human biologics were dead, but one was still very much alive, but seriously injured.

non-human biologics by Innocent Byproduct July 27, 2023

biological footprint 

The amount of offspring you bring into this world.

Dude, keep it wrapped, your biological footprint is already too big.

biological footprint by ColoradoJules July 1, 2008

biological

A biological is one of your children to whom you contributed either a sperm or an egg. Used to distinguish from step children brought into your family from your partner's previous relationships.

I have five kids, but this new baby is just my second biological.

biological by allterrain September 16, 2009