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Thotus Begoness 

A magical set of words only to be uttered in certain situations of life and death. Other such marvelous phrases include beatus meatus and fetus deletus. Remember this phrase to protect yourself.
As the circle of thots enclosed themselves on him, Harry yelled ferociously, "THOTUS BEGONESS!". An explosion rang out to be heard in all directions, but when the dust cleared Harry was the only one standing within a 2 mile radius.
When playing Super mario brothers and mario is big.
Darn it i just lost my bigness,

That stupid turtle just killed my bigness.
bigness by flmtech May 4, 2010

Bangnessa 

Another word for a friendly person who has long straight hair and is bored of her old name.
Hey bangnessa, wanna go drink a bottle of tequila, have few fireball shots, down a fifth of whiskey, pound a 30 pack, have a few martinis, drink an old fashioned, have a margarita, mix in a coors light, drink a rum n coke, pound some gin, then go out to dinner?
Bangnessa by Kukuroo February 18, 2015

Beingness 

A bracket of relationship status

It is when you have never been in a relationship due to lack of opportunity or emotional or physical maturity.
Sarah is only 9 so she's not single she's being
She is at a stage of beingness
Beingness by Aringa May 7, 2020
Where something is huge
Bigness is my middle name
Bigness by BIGGS BRUDDAH November 9, 2019
Is a compound word of big and penis
behold my bigness
Bigness by I have a bigness March 21, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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