Billburr 

A homophobic, transphobic, wanna-be comedian.

"Even though my sister is trans I'm going to perform "stand-up comedy" in Saudi Arabia. Fuck my family. You can tell I'm a Billburr because nobody is laughing."

Billburr by Paul Guilfoyle October 2, 2025

bill burr

A stand up comedian from outside Boston. Frequently appears on the Opie and Anthony Show on XM. Invented a bit for the O&A show where when a joke bombed on the show you had to take a mouse trap to your hands. Often feels bad for the things he does on the show but soon gets over it.

I saw Bill Burr at Carolines the other night, he killed.

bill burr by WesJansen February 15, 2006

Bill Burr

A freckled faced fuck from Boston. His wife is a fucking smoke show. His daughter is God damn adorable. Though he has two of them in his life, he is not a huge fan of LAADIES and their hapless feminism and me too shit.

Has the toughest exterior in the game and struggles with reading out loud.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Ol Bill Burr, you know Billy Blue Balls Bitch Tits? Yeah that pale fuck makes me piss my pants and then roll around in the puddle of tears I made from laughing. Fuck that guy.

Bill Burr by AnswerMyEmailBillyBoy February 9, 2019

Bill Burr

A once ballsy, absolute force of a man who said exactly what everyone thought, but was the only one who was able to say it. He didn’t care about repercussions, and always got his point across.

Called out women at one glorious period for their inconsiderate, whore-like, shitty, selfish, hypocritical, inconsistent and overall lazy behavior. He was also one of the few to actively call out women who began to not put effort into looking good and feminine while also condemning any one of them for being too self-involved, physically or otherwise as mothers when the focus should, rightfully so, be on their kid(s).

He called out John Lennon for being pussy-whipped, then ultimately became a delivery-boy doorman for his ignorant/obnoxious wife. She embodies & represents all of the things he used to joke about, then ultimately opted for staying with her for some reason.

He’s at that part of his life, living the married life he once swore he would never be in and tolerating the shit he used to relentlessly chastise women for. He went from being extremely intolerant and sure of what he wanted to accepting just about anything that occurred, either from his wife or just in general.

He went from being the east coast loudmouth jerk-off to an L.A softie who occasionally gets mad, but rarely to the funny and entertaining levels he once achieved in the 2000s into 2010s. Good he gets to be happy, he has the life he wants I guess, but the drop-off in his comedic quality just can’t be ignored.

Bill Burr was on top of the world for the longest time. He can still be funny, but now he’s much more calm.

I love Bill Burr, he’s the voice the world needs to hear right now, even though he’s just calling out white women these days and not minorities anymore.

Bill Burr by WARSAWWASRAW November 30, 2021

billburned 

To fall in love with the person you were sent to destroy. Mission incomplete.

Looks like we need to pull Bob of the assignment, he billburned.

billburned by gotaway December 22, 2013