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A stand up comedian from outside Boston. Frequently appears on the Opie and Anthony Show on XM. Invented a bit for the O&A show where when a joke bombed on the show you had to take a mouse trap to your hands. Often feels bad for the things he does on the show but soon gets over it.
I saw Bill Burr at Carolines the other night, he killed.
bill burr by WesJansen February 15, 2006
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A freckled faced fuck from Boston. His wife is a fucking smoke show. His daughter is God damn adorable. Though he has two of them in his life, he is not a huge fan of LAADIES and their hapless feminism and me too shit.

Has the toughest exterior in the game and struggles with reading out loud.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Ol Bill Burr, you know Billy Blue Balls Bitch Tits? Yeah that pale fuck makes me piss my pants and then roll around in the puddle of tears I made from laughing. Fuck that guy.
Bill Burr by AnswerMyEmailBillyBoy February 9, 2019
A once ballsy, absolute force of a man who said exactly what everyone thought, but was the only one who was able to say it. He didn’t care about repercussions, and always got his point across.

Called out women at one glorious period for their inconsiderate, whore-like, shitty, selfish, hypocritical, inconsistent and overall lazy behavior. He was also one of the few to actively call out women who began to not put effort into looking good and feminine while also condemning any one of them for being too self-involved, physically or otherwise as mothers when the focus should, rightfully so, be on their kid(s).

He called out John Lennon for being pussy-whipped, then ultimately became a delivery-boy doorman for his ignorant/obnoxious wife. She embodies & represents all of the things he used to joke about, then ultimately opted for staying with her for some reason.

He’s at that part of his life, living the married life he once swore he would never be in and tolerating the shit he used to relentlessly chastise women for. He went from being extremely intolerant and sure of what he wanted to accepting just about anything that occurred, either from his wife or just in general.

He went from being the east coast loudmouth jerk-off to an L.A softie who occasionally gets mad, but rarely to the funny and entertaining levels he once achieved in the 2000s into 2010s. Good he gets to be happy, he has the life he wants I guess, but the drop-off in his comedic quality just can’t be ignored.
Bill Burr was on top of the world for the longest time. He can still be funny, but now he’s much more calm.

I love Bill Burr, he’s the voice the world needs to hear right now, even though he’s just calling out white women these days and not minorities anymore.
Bill Burr by WARSAWWASRAW November 30, 2021

billburned 

To fall in love with the person you were sent to destroy. Mission incomplete.
Looks like we need to pull Bob of the assignment, he billburned.
billburned by gotaway December 22, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026