Bill O'Reily 

1. Extreme-right political personality who constantly talks out of his ass and wins arguments by interrupting and yelling loudly not letting his 'guest' get a word in edgewise.

2. Adverb for the act of speaking complete nonsense.

Synonyms: Republican lapdog, pseudointellectual.
Antonyms: Stephen Colbert

The President really knows how to Bill O'Reily a speech.

Bill O'Reily by I'm So Cratic December 15, 2008

Bill O'Reily Defense 

When faced with an irrefutable point, start talking out of your ass and when your opponent attempts to call you out on it say "let me finish" and then when it's their turn to talk yell over them until the show goes to commercial.

Some Guy: Bill, last week on your show you said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill: Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just said.
Some Guy: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
cut to commercial

Bill O'Reily Defense by falcon176 January 16, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

Another word for crap, turd, shit etc...

I stepped in some Bill O'Reilly.

Can someone help me get this Bill O'Reilly off of my shoe?

Bill O'Reilly by Bobby January 8, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Completely ignorant white male who thinks he knows everything. Almost comical diction when is he cutting liberal commentators off and sweet-talking the conservatives. Also, he likes to make every controversial issue black and white, when in fact issues labeled "controversial" imply that it has already been determined that there is no black and white answer. This man does not have a clue about the world.

Bill O'Reilly has to repeat everyday that he is "Fair and Balanced", because his extreme neo-conservative bias is apparent EVERYDAY.

Bill O'Reilly by Anne Davenport January 10, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

Pompous news anchor with a staggering ego. Claims to be neutral, unbiased, and "looking out" for the everyday American, but commits more logical fallacies per broadcast than any other. Also spends more time plugging merchandise, books, and website memberships on air than any other. Has been caught in multiple lies, fabrications, and exaggerations, and is prone to patronizing his guests as well as all of his viewers (whether or not they realize it). A joke of a journalist rivaled only by Geraldo Rivera, the "debate" content of his show is really a series of cat fights resulting in mic-cutting and arrogance. Clearly a conservative, lies about it, and although he claims to be independent, cannot bring himself to fathom why the ACLU opposes religious displays in government buildings.

Look, jackass, if you need this prick doing your thinking for you, you've got bigger problems than saving up for that Bill O'Reilly mug.

Bill O'Reilly by thissounddefense September 18, 2005

Bill O'Reilly

1. Living proof that evolution can reverse itself.

2. Proof that close-minded, ultra-conservative idiots should never be allowed on air.

3. The act of being completely and utterly wrong yet trying to "correct" and lambast someone who makes even the slightest sense.

4. The act of not being able to understand basic science and jumping to retarded conclusions (eg. Bill: "I do not understand why there are ocean tides. Therefore, God exists and anyone who disagrees is wrong.")

5. A republican nitwit that gives all republicans an even worse name than they already have.

Q) What do Bill O'Reilly and a jellyfish have in common?

A) They both have no brains, and their mouths are where their arseholes are too.

Bill O'Reilly by whattheheckisapseudonym? November 23, 2011

bill o'reilly

A man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough.

Did you hear the idiotic thing Bill O'Reilly said today?

bill o'reilly by Leefy Greans January 2, 2006