9 definitions by Leefy Greans

A man deserving of his own private circle of hell.

Someone who's always calling a girl, or IM-ing her, or running into her at a bar. He always flirts with her -- and even thinks he has a shot -- even though she's made it perfectly clear that she's not interested. Not as malicious as a stalker, just annoying.

When a man hunches over a woman and eats her out, though from behind. That is, she's lying on her stomach and he's crouched over her back, pulling her legs up, naturally, to eat her out more easily. She may or may not be wearing a Mexican wrestling mask while he does this.

Aw, you can find that anywhere, in the hood, on the block. It's a bird, one of those that you just bring home and wear out.

A man whose inevitable heart attack cannot come soon enough.

Music critic-speak for "an opinion about music that doesn't match up with mine."

The whipping-boy du jour for smirking college kids who think watching South Park makes them politically aware or, worse, "rebellious" for putting down all those icky liberals who keep calling them on their bullshit.