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Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"

Feeling a little Bilbo Baggins

A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".
Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?

Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.
Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.
Bilbo Baggins by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004

bilbo baggins

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.
"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"

bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.
she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her

Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."
Bilbo Baggins by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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