Definitions by Uglyfredy

Fredgazim 

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after Fred Riehl the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

Fredgazim by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009

Fredgazim 

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

Fredgazim by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009

Bilbro Baggins 

(noun.) Your {bro] who’s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings

Example: “Jake’s seen The Twin Towers eight times...He’s such a Bilbro Baggins.”

Bilbro Baggins by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

Bro and Luke Duke 

A couple of Southern bros who are related in some way.

Example: “Look, the Gilligans are wearing matching hawaiian shirts and skidding out in the parking lot again. They’re like Bro and Luke Duke.”

Bro and Luke Duke by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

brahphet 

(noun.) The guy who thinks he knows everything.
Related: Bro

Example: “Jimmy was over last night telling everyone the Padres are going to win the World Series this year. He’s such a brahphet.”

brahphet by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

Bro Derek 

The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.

Example: “Tammy’s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she’s a total Bro Derek.”

Bro Derek by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

bro and tell 

When a bro gets out of the water and starts bragging about the tube he just got.

Example: “Dude, I got some bro and tell for you! I took like a full-on late drop, so I just did this radical bottom turn, set my inside rail, and got spit out of this gnarly barrel in front of this other surfer dude.”

bro and tell by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005