Bro Derek

The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.

Example: “Tammy’s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she’s a total Bro Derek.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

surf shop

Localised retail stores that sell or rent surfboards and the related fashions and equipment used for surfing, skimboarding or bodyboarding. Often staffed by local surfers with experience in surfing the local surf breaks.

(see): Brave New World

Man, that chode behind the counter at that surf shop was completly useless!

My bro at the surf shop can hook us up!

by Uglyfredy January 17, 2005

Bro and Luke Duke

A couple of Southern bros who are related in some way.

Example: “Look, the Gilligans are wearing matching hawaiian shirts and skidding out in the parking lot again. They’re like Bro and Luke Duke.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

Fredgazim

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after Fred Riehl the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009

bro and tell

When a bro gets out of the water and starts bragging about the tube he just got.

Example: “Dude, I got some bro and tell for you! I took like a full-on late drop, so I just did this radical bottom turn, set my inside rail, and got spit out of this gnarly barrel in front of this other surfer dude.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005

Fredgazim

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.

wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.

by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009

Bilbro Baggins

(noun.) Your {bro who’s obssesed with The Lord Of The Rings

Example: “Jake’s seen The Twin Towers eight times...He’s such a Bilbro Baggins.”

by Uglyfredy January 18, 2005