An oxymoron. Big 10 football plays so slow people call jokingly call it "Big Ten Speed." This is largely due to the disturbing amount of white players you'll see on teams like Wisconsin, Iowa, and Northwestern.
Jason: Man, is this Wisconsin-Minnesota game being played in quicksand?
Dan: No dude, it's just that Big 10 Speed.
Hungry Guy: "yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery"
FSP: "Ok what would you like today"
Hungry Guy: "I'll take a 10 inch big bang"
Coworkers: *Bust up laughing*
FSP: "would you like that delivered to the back door? I'm winking but you can't see me wink over the phone, but that's what i'm doing"
Hungry Guy: "Oh yeaaahhhhh"