bicepsual 

The name for someone that is in love with their own body more than anyone else. These are usually people who go to the gym and just stare at themselves in the mirror.

"Look at that guy staring at himself in the mirror"
"Don't try hit on him"
"Why"
"He's bicepsual. He'd rather have sex with his arms than make out with you"

bicepsual by WanJnr23 November 1, 2013

Bicepsual 

It's both a sexual and non sexual orientation.

Sexual refers to someone attracted to people with good biceps/muscle.

Non sexual refers usually to a straight guy, wanting to admire another guy's biceps 'but not in a gay way'.

Sexual - "As a total bicepsual, your muscles are making me wet/horny/hard"

Non sexual guy 1: "I don't mean this in a gay way, but have you been training your biceps lately"

Reply from guy 2: "Ahhh you must be bicepsual"

Bicepsual by ClaireDC datingbible.co.uk May 10, 2018

Biceptual 

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.

Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.

Biceptual by NomenclatureOfOurTime April 6, 2015

Bicepual

–noun
1. A bro who spends an inordinate amount of time at the gym working on his biceps to impress other bros, or as claimed, the ladies.

Chad spends hours in the gym doing curls for the girls. He's a total bicepual.

Bicepual by Guaranteed December 12, 2009

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE 

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE by the jammer July 16, 2008

bisensual 

n. A person of any sexual orientation who enjoys non-sexual body contact (e.g. massage, cuddling) with members of both sexes.

adj. Displaying bisensual characteristics.

(bisexual + sensual = bisensual)

also bisensuals, bisensuality

“I only have sex with men, but I’ll cuddle with anybody. I guess you could say I’m (a) bisensual.”

“Everyone was massaging everyone else. It was totally bisensual.”

bisensual by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009

Bicycsuality 

1. Sexually attracted to both women and bicycles.
2. Of or relating to love of bicycles and women

That hot little Trixie on her Cannondale Super Six 4 full carbon, full D/A really brings out my Bicycsuality.

Bicycsuality by @Bicycsuality March 23, 2011