A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.
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when one loves their muscles so much, nothing else matters, that person is biceptual in their sexual orientation
by K.12689 February 8, 2007
Get the Biceptual mug.a man who is so obsessed with his muscles, typically arms, that their had has gone so far up their ass it has resurfaced through the esophagus creating the illusion of a normal person.
ever since that kid got some biceps he's been acting pretty full of himself
yeah hes a certified biceptual
yeah hes a certified biceptual
by crumbuns August 17, 2010
Get the biceptual mug.A gym regular that is either into exclusively lifting biceps or incorporating biceps into every gym cession. On occasion they dream of having relations with the anatomical muscle group.
Ex. Brohammer, check out that dude over there getting diesel on his brocepts. He's such a biceptual.
Ex. Mom, Dad, I wanted to tell you that I think I'm a biceptual... (Mom & Dad gasp)
Ex. Mom, Dad, I wanted to tell you that I think I'm a biceptual... (Mom & Dad gasp)
by Jacking Steel November 7, 2014
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by the jammer July 16, 2008
Get the BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE mug.In rowing (Sweeps, not sculls), it is the ability to row on both the port and starboard side.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Because scullers row with two oars all the time, they generally tend to have better technique, and are more inclined to be bisweptual should they ever switch over to sweeps.
It's cleverly worded to sound like "bisexual", so those uninitiated to rowing will think you're mysterious and rebellious.
As far as being a hackneyed expression, it's the equivalent of saying that you're bi-sacksual.
Coach: Tom, Pete is sick, and can't row today. I know you're a starboard, but he's port, and we need someone to make the change.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
Tom: Sure coach, I'll do it, after all, I'm bisweptual.
Coach: Ah, I see, so you could say that you row both ways?
Tom:...that's right Coach, anything for you.
Coach: Alright, well today you're going to be stroking it also. I expect we're up against some stiff competition.
Tom: Well I'm sure we can beat them off, if not, I'll just jack up the stroke rate.
Coach: You're sure you can handle that?
Tom: Hell, they'll be so scared of me, they won't even come.
Coach: Ok, this is getting too gay.
by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004
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