Bicepual

–noun
1. A bro who spends an inordinate amount of time at the gym working on his biceps to impress other bros, or as claimed, the ladies.

Chad spends hours in the gym doing curls for the girls. He's a total bicepual.

Bicepual by Guaranteed December 12, 2009

Biceptual 

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.

Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.

Biceptual by NomenclatureOfOurTime April 6, 2015

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE 

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE by the jammer July 16, 2008

bicepsual 

The name for someone that is in love with their own body more than anyone else. These are usually people who go to the gym and just stare at themselves in the mirror.

"Look at that guy staring at himself in the mirror"
"Don't try hit on him"
"Why"
"He's bicepsual. He'd rather have sex with his arms than make out with you"

bicepsual by WanJnr23 November 1, 2013

Bicepsual 

It's both a sexual and non sexual orientation.

Sexual refers to someone attracted to people with good biceps/muscle.

Non sexual refers usually to a straight guy, wanting to admire another guy's biceps 'but not in a gay way'.

Sexual - "As a total bicepsual, your muscles are making me wet/horny/hard"

Non sexual guy 1: "I don't mean this in a gay way, but have you been training your biceps lately"

Reply from guy 2: "Ahhh you must be bicepsual"

Bicepsual by ClaireDC datingbible.co.uk May 10, 2018

biceptual 

A person, usually a man, who is obsessed with his biceps.

Sonia: Did you see Sacha?
Terri: Yes, he's so biceptual, always showing off his guns.

biceptual by ratto January 21, 2009

Biceptual 

when one loves their muscles so much, nothing else matters, that person is biceptual in their sexual orientation

Nick is biceptual, I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend.

Biceptual by K.12689 February 8, 2007