Bicepual

–noun
1. A bro who spends an inordinate amount of time at the gym working on his biceps to impress other bros, or as claimed, the ladies.

Chad spends hours in the gym doing curls for the girls. He's a total bicepual.

by Guaranteed December 12, 2009

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Biceptual

A person, usually male, who defines himself by the size of his biceps. Biceptuals, often found on Long Island, are frequently seen out and about in the summer months, and they are known to wear extra small t-shirts. They compensate for a lack of intelligence with the size of their biceps.

Nah, let's go to a different bar. That one is packed with biceptuals.

by NomenclatureOfOurTime April 6, 2015

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BICEPTUAL FLAPPAGE

the soft fleshy flap o' skin that hangs down from the upper arms of old people and shimmers and shakes under the slightest movement of the rest of the body

Did you see Jagger's Biceptual Flappage on the Superbowl XL half time show?

by the jammer July 16, 2008

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bicepsual

The name for someone that is in love with their own body more than anyone else. These are usually people who go to the gym and just stare at themselves in the mirror.

"Look at that guy staring at himself in the mirror"
"Don't try hit on him"
"Why"
"He's bicepsual. He'd rather have sex with his arms than make out with you"

by WanJnr23 November 1, 2013

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Bicepsual

It's both a sexual and non sexual orientation.

Sexual refers to someone attracted to people with good biceps/muscle.

Non sexual refers usually to a straight guy, wanting to admire another guy's biceps 'but not in a gay way'.

Sexual - "As a total bicepsual, your muscles are making me wet/horny/hard"

Non sexual guy 1: "I don't mean this in a gay way, but have you been training your biceps lately"

Reply from guy 2: "Ahhh you must be bicepsual"

by ClaireDC datingbible.co.uk May 10, 2018

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