Bilology

The study of text messaging and word abbreviations, such as "lol", "rofl", and "idk."

Student #1 - Bro, I haven't seen you in years! How ya been?
Student #2 - Idk, just been goin to college, lol!
Student #1 - NICE! What's your major?
Student #2 - BiLOLogy!

Bilology by Kevin Heisinger April 22, 2011

BiLoLogy

Any word or phrase spoken (typically funny or inappopriate) in what is usually Science/Anatomy class that causes the class to laugh out loud, and disrupt learning.

-BiLoLogy in context-

Teacher: "Also native to the Galapagos Islands is the blue-footed booby."

Class: "LoLoL boobies"

BiLoLogy by Chucklephuck December 7, 2012

Meme biology

meme biology is the intricate examination of the meme and takes a delicate eye, you can’t miss anything in a good meme.

Dane spends hours on instagram studying his meme biology

Meme biology by Lana__ June 7, 2018

Ap biology

The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide

"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

"........it was nice knowing you."

Ap biology by Samtenochtitlan April 17, 2014

Fuck Biology 

1)The reason I want to kill myself.
2) The reason I'm going to kill myself.
3) The reason I drink in college.

Me : Hey man, Fuck Biology. I cant even understand my professor.
Professor: hEY maN, fUCk BIolOGy. i CAnT eVEn UndERStaNd mY PrOfESsoR.

Fuck Biology by Nathan Hash September 20, 2017

stop she was in my biology class 

When someone makes a joke about suicide you can say, "Stop she was in my biology class".

Did you hear about Meghan?

"STOP SHE WAS IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS!"

stop she was in my biology class by GaryWinthrop69 April 21, 2017

AP Biology

AP Biology represents a syndrome of symptoms discussed below.
It is synonymous with "the cure for procrastination."

The days leading to the test are packed with struggle, cynicism, and apathy, but with a good teacher, students can make it. They experience symptoms akin to bacterial meningitis as their brain struggles to process the sheer quantity of information. By the end of the year, however, only the willful and skillful remain.
AP Condition 5 ~ Final Month (2 chapters/day reviewed)
Ap Condition 4 ~ Final 2 Weeks (4 chapters reviewed per day)
AP Condition 3 ~ Final Week (10 chapters per day)
AP Condition 2 ~ Last 3 Days (intravenous red bull injection)
AP Condition 1 ~ AP Test Day

The day after:
At this point, students begin to feel lightheaded. Many may slip into brief periods of unconsciousness as their brain begins to populate the 200-300 petabytes of neuronal storage and memories associated with biology with new cells.
Neurons exit G0 and start dividing once more. Soon, the students will be able to remember their names, their family member's names, and for some even their address.
The subsequent years of healing and therapy will be hard, but students will always know it was worth it. None are procrastinators any longer. AP Biology has either cured them or applied Darwinian principles to their existence.

We will no longer say AP Biology is like drowning. We will say drowning is like AP Biology.
~Gregorious Maximus

*To a student that's gone into shock as his brain has run out of memory from AP Biology*
"Take a chill pill Potter."
~Gregorious Maximus

*When discussing Photosynthesis and the carbon fixation involving RuBP Carboxylase*
"Rubisco is a street term. Only gangsters call it Rubisco. To you, it is R-U-B-P Carboxylase."
~Gregorious Maximus

*When a teacher-observer from administration asks why the children are testing in the dark*
"Tell'er __REDACTED__ "
__REDACTED__ *Robotically *: "The rods within one's eyes dynamically adjust levels of phosphorylated rhodopsin which is a slow process. By shutting the lights off, we can no longer cheat but can barely see our papers."
Gregorious Maximus: "Very good. You will one day be worthy of the title 'Biologist'".

*To students whose work has failed to meet the rigorous standards of format and quality anticipated by the class*
Gregorious Maximus: "This, this is fecal matter!

*To a group of students which turned in differing data in their lab reports*
Gregorious Maximus:

*Breaks Meter Stick In Half* "You have 1 minute to tell me who's data is the most valid."
Students: *Panicking noises*

*Disclaimer: Gregorious Maximus bears no similarities to any real people. He is a transcended being representing everyone's favorite, most loved, most treasured, and hardest teacher.*

AP Biology by TheGreatDefinerOfWords December 5, 2017