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The death wish that at some point you will inevitably regret making.

Synonym: social suicide
"Hey what classes are you taking next year?"

"Calculus, cooking, ap biology..."

" was nice knowing you."
by Samtenochtitlan April 16, 2014
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A never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week.
Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go?
Student B: Not bad. I only had 10 plants die this time. I finally have one that lived!
Student A: We were only supposed to have 8 plants.
Student B: AP BIOOOO!!!

Student A: How'd you do on the immune system test.
Student B: 28!!
Student A: Niceee
by Billy Bob Jenkins IX March 20, 2013
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A time and mind-consuming vortex of dispair, from which there is no excape. It destroys GPA's, self esteem, and dreams of one day becoming a biologist.
I used to get at least 7 hours of sleep every night, but now I have to study for AP Biology and only get 3.
by Cherting March 13, 2008
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An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
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A time consuming pain in the ass that should be taken if you really are that curious about the world and why it is the way it is.
Holy shit, AP Biology is a bitch of a class. Oh well, I got an A second semester.
by AlexR April 21, 2005
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the literal and metaphoric translation of "satan". there is no other way to describe this class other than hell, torture, memorization of pointless shit, the biggest GPA sinker since Calc ABCDEFG. If you find pictures of physical deformities useful for memes, though, take this class!
-Hey Craig, how's ap bio going?
-well, last night I lit my ap biology textbook on fire, dried the ashes with all the tears of children in a small Ugandan village, and then let that baby sink to the bottom of the atlantic
-Wow! that sucks
-pretty sure it killed a seagull when it fell. karma!
by skewlsux123 April 28, 2015
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A pretty easy class, taken by mostly seniors, a couple juniors and one or two sophomore(s). There's a LOT of reading, though, the class comes along with a 2000-page Campbell's book that probably weighs more than that sophomore in the class. There's a lot of busy work in the class that people copy from the Internet anyways. The tests aren't too bad, most are common sense but due to the fact that the class average is a 54%, the curve is really generous. AP Bio used to require one to have the memorization skills of a computer but due to the changes this year the only thing required is to have practical skills in science.
Kid 1: Hey what did you get on the AP Biology test?
Kid 2: I got a D but the curve rounded it up to a B.
Kid 1: Alright, high five! *slap*
by Asian Abomination December 30, 2012
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