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Person 1: "I'll be over in 15min with some pizza."
Person 2: "Betto!"
Betto by Lmanfifteen May 27, 2020
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Bhetto • betto • Bretto • Bretton • bhett • bettong • BettorEdge • Bettowksi • bhutto • bletto
A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.
There's bretto the old bag waver.
Bretto by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

Brettophile 

A male from Dundalk who goes head over heels for any female ranging from the ages 4-14.
Hey look over there its the Brettophile.
Brettophile by Aworriedfriend February 27, 2011
A hansome alpha male with a really large penis and always has mating rights in the sqaud he is strong intelligent it makes every woman in a 30 mile radius moist.his penis is so large infact space time is bent in his presence. He has the spiciest hands in the Bikini Bottom.
Girl:that bretton is really cute hes making me moist
The most extroverted guy you’ll meet who always lights up the room when he walks in. He’s a player when he’s single, but the most loyal and attentive partner when he finds the one. He’s impossible to stay mad at with his positivity and bright smile. He is the one guy his friends would stick their hands in fire for, because of he’d rather eat shit than to turn on one of his own. He loves his family more than anything in the world, well, except for food. He is tall, has dark hair and eyes that can melt you. He is easy to fall in love with, and if the feeling is mutual, you’ll be the luckiest and happiest person to ever exist. He is understanding and caring, “has a heart of gold” as some people might say. Once you find your Betto, don’t let go.
Betto is a synonym for happiness
Betto by Murry05 February 23, 2020

feeow bettow 

a term commonly used by brice chadwick after performing bwain surgery.
I will give you some juice so you feeow bettow
feeow bettow by Anonymous March 11, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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