Bewarlock
Bewarlock by Spanielmander April 22, 2010
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bearlick
bearlick by poohbearlick July 1, 2011
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Bewarlock • beadlock • Beadlocked • Beanlock • bearlick • beatlock • Berlock • Betalock • Beta Blocker • Bear Cock
Beanlock
This is what u must call any Mexican who is also Jewish which is very unlikely but none the less, there are two people in the entire galaxy who can not be called this term “beanlock” which is us a certain white short swole man and a certain tall lanky fuck
Betablocker
A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended
Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
Betablocker by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
Beadlocked
Beadlocked by TheMachinistJokes February 9, 2020
Berlock
Situation One
Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers
Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock
Situation Two
Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"
Tweeny "fuck you berlock"
Marvin *:<*
Situation Three
Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?
Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"
Tom "well arent you a berlock"
Tony "hey, now thats just mean"
Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"
Tony "so was hitler"
Tom "hows that relevant?"
Tony "Im half jewish"
Tom "Jewlock"
Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers
Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock
Situation Two
Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"
Tweeny "fuck you berlock"
Marvin *:<*
Situation Three
Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?
Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"
Tom "well arent you a berlock"
Tony "hey, now thats just mean"
Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"
Tony "so was hitler"
Tom "hows that relevant?"
Tony "Im half jewish"
Tom "Jewlock"
Betalock
Betalock by Bob R. Rigne March 18, 2011
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