Berlock 

The new offence word for 2008,

someone who is a general ass

Situation One

Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers
Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock

Situation Two

Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"
Tweeny "fuck you berlock"
Marvin *:<*

Situation Three

Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?
Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"
Tom "well arent you a berlock"
Tony "hey, now thats just mean"
Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"
Tony "so was hitler"
Tom "hows that relevant?"
Tony "Im half jewish"
Tom "Jewlock"

Berlock by Ruscal May 2, 2008

bellocks 

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

bellocks by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

bellock 

mayonayse, a nasty white substance much of that closely related to cum

i put bellock on my gurlfriends face

bellock by finenburgerstein February 5, 2008

bedlock 

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

bedlock by Teratogen June 15, 2009

Bedlocked 

The state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities.

I wanted to have lunch with my friends but I was bedlocked.

Bedlocked by Spence holly January 24, 2014

Bedlocks 

The way your hair looks after a solid night's sleep and a good sleep in.

Guy A: Oh Wow Man. Your hair's all over the place....

Gut B: Yeah. I had a good long sleep and even slept in. I got Bedlocks........

Bedlocks by grandude. June 13, 2012

bercockulars 

bernoculars used to scope out the male genitals, also known as the cock.

Girls always wish they had a pair of bercockulars when im whippin' my junk around.

bercockulars by Gookachu Wangaboy March 21, 2012