Berlock

The new offence word for 2008,

someone who is a general ass

Situation One

Simon : man i forgot to bring some beers
Dave: God damn simon why are you such a berlock

Situation Two

Marvin "Hey, hows it going bert?"
Tweeny "fuck you berlock"
Marvin *:<*

Situation Three

Tom "Did you catch that movie on itv last night?
Tony "Oh, shit man i totally forgot"
Tom "well arent you a berlock"
Tony "hey, now thats just mean"
Tom "well, im a cold hearted person"
Tony "so was hitler"
Tom "hows that relevant?"
Tony "Im half jewish"
Tom "Jewlock"

by Ruscal May 2, 2008

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bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

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bellock

mayonayse, a nasty white substance much of that closely related to cum

i put bellock on my gurlfriends face

by finenburgerstein February 5, 2008

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bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009

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Bedlocked

The state of a new romance when the time that two people spend engaged in sexual exploration is an all consuming force that dominates all other activities.

I wanted to have lunch with my friends but I was bedlocked.

by Spence holly January 24, 2014

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