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when you are in a physical altercation and someone (you or the opponent) restrain the other and beat them off against their will until they submit
bro, ryan and mark went at it and mark IMMEDIATELY threw dude into a beatlock. right in front of his dad too”

“i want a good clean fight. no gouging, no fishhooks, and no beatlocking”
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Beanlock 

This is what u must call any Mexican who is also Jewish which is very unlikely but none the less, there are two people in the entire galaxy who can not be called this term “beanlock” which is us a certain white short swole man and a certain tall lanky fuck
Person1: that’s a beanlock if I’ve ever seen one!
Person2: what’s that a Jewish Mexican?
Person1: certainly
Beanlock by Kakinuiki December 23, 2018
a female who is short and light enough to be picked up and fucked senseless, requiring as little effort as beating off with a sock.
"Dude, look at that beatsock over there, I bet she weighs like 100 pounds!"

"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"
beatsock by seewalk@ July 25, 2011

Beadlocked 

While receiving a rimjob, the process of clamping your butt on the other person’s tongue.
My girlfriend was eating my ass out and I beadlocked her.
Beadlocked by TheMachinistJokes February 9, 2020

beatcock syndrome 

you beat your cock until it bleeds
my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?

Betalock 

Term to describe a website that is perpetually in BETA.
Some businesses thrive online others suffer from betalock.
Betalock by Bob R. Rigne March 18, 2011

beadlock 

A well rolled joint/blunt.

Dope. Cool.
"Yo that hippy chick can roll one.."
yeah- her blunts are beadlock.
beadlock by push2stark August 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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