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a blowjob performed on a person who is asleep
"Man, I woke up and that skank was giving me a bivens"!
Bivens by Mr. Bivens May 26, 2008
Words you can keep
A person who got beaten up everyday in high school, and now spends all his time posting inane stuff on the internet. Bivens very rarely leaves the house, except to go to LAN parties so he can talk about how "leet" he is. May or may not be attracted to one of the Hanson brothers.
What, did you lose another girlfriend to Ditech.com? You're such a Bivens.
Bivens by Lunarian March 17, 2005
She was all ready to go home with him until he opened his mouth and Bivens'd it up
Bivens by ATOhurley May 12, 2016

sarah bivens

sarah bivens by trey bob July 27, 2011

Tyler Bivens 

A 7th grader who is obsessed with james charles and thinks ps4 is the best console which is really the gayest he is also i love with james charles and loves the LGBT and wants to be apart of it one day

bidensexual 

Bidensexual is a term used to describe anyone who dick rides Joe Biden or always talks about how much better he is than Donald Trump. These are his fans that are delusional to his years as a career politician & make him sound like the second coming of Christ because they feel he singlehandedly saved America during the 2020 presidential election. Whenever any negativity is brought up they use Donald Trump as a cover to change the subject.
These Bidensexuals get very sensitive whenever you bring up any scandals his family has been tied to over the years
1. (adj.) a word referring to something strange, upsetting, or otherwise incorrect; generally with a negative/mildly uncomfortable connotation.

2. (verb) to mess something up; typically said as someone is committing the unfortunate act.

3. (interjection) exclamatory statement expressing immense displeasure; used in place of an expletive.
1: Matthew Morrison’s performance as The Grinch was incredibly bevens.

2: “I can’t believe you walked straight into that door! Way to bevens that one up!”

3: “Bevens! Bevens, bevens, bevens!”
Bevens by palindrome!band January 11, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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