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Giggly, full of suprises, humble, helpful, caring, giving, hard headed stubborn, verbally opinionated when rawled up
Bettye giggles while coloring her picture after cleaning Robbin's house.
Bettye by Cock-A-Roach December 21, 2016
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bettye myers middle school 

the school where all the Mexicans think they gangsters and black where all the white people try to fit in with the black people and where all the black girls think they can fight. also the teacher think they the stuff and the principals act like they care which they don't ..
"is this the hood ?"

"no its Bettye myers middle school"

Bettye Jo 

Fun-loving, musical. Directionally challenged. Frequently falls asleep while walking. Hotter than a bag of flaming hot Cheetos on a humid summer day. She is a huge fan of Choco-brizzle, aka Milk chocolate, aka Shantoneé.
Thank the Lord, Bettye Jo got us lost again with her beautiful flute music!
Bettye Jo by SpLovee September 4, 2016

bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Bullhorn Betty 

An uneducated, loud, obnoxious, self-entitled, victim-shaming, tragedy pimp, with over-processed hair. A "Bullhorn Betty" enjoys long strolls on private property and harassing innocent victims of tragedy for monetary gain and public acknowledgement. A "Bullhorn Betty" is mostly known for its delusional state of mind and ability to manipulate strangers into financial supporting its disgusting behavior. "Bullhorn Betty's" are often found near easements, trash dumpsters, Ashley Furniture Stores, Pro-Trump Rallys and can sometimes be seen on YouTube.
"Bullhorn Betty" is such a "Karen".
That woman is not a peaceful protestor, she is a "Bullhorn Betty."
That "Bullhorn Betty" has fake press badges.
"Bullhorn Betty" doxed innocent victims, again.
Bullhorn Betty by bluecat1776 February 4, 2023

Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.
"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!
Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017
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