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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
bouncing betties by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
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Ass Betting 

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.
Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!
Ass Betting by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

spread betting 

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.
Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.
Bettina: She can be a sass smoothie at times, quick to throw her friends "under the bus" (all in good fun of course). She's pretty, stunning, hot, normally has amazing boobs and has the best personality in the world. However, don't talk to her when shes tired... She bites.
dammnnnnn that girl was HOT! ...must have been a Bettina
Bettina by MrGarin August 29, 2010
Bettina is often short and really cute. Everyone describes her as cute because she just is, there is no explanation to it. She has the most beautiful green eyes you've ever seen, and blonde hair. She got this great, unique personality. She's really funny, and sometimes there's just random shit coming out of her mouth. Bettina often curses a lot, and if you get on her bad side, she could turn into a bitch real fast. But besides that Bettina is a person who really cares about everyone, but never talks about her own feelings. She is that type of person you never want to loose. If your'e lucky enough to have a Bettina in your life, don't fuck it up. You will miss her.
Omg, she's so perfect!
I know, she's a Bettina!
Bettina by hahalolxd February 12, 2017

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"
Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy
bettie page by DharmaZen May 31, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
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