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better than better, therefore its is better than best, bettery owns best.
Austin is better that Bea in english.

Your bettery men!
Bettery by austin cruz December 1, 2007

Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.
"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!
Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.
-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"
kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

buttery alarm

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.
buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high
it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

better not bring your kids 

Dave Chapelle made this phrase famous in his own show.
See also I am rich, biatch, I am Rick James, bitch etc.
One funny ass motherfucking sonofabitch, hell yeah!
So you see his show. Season 2 where he is donating money to some streetmusicans while shouting "better not bring your kids", just funny!

"Better not bring your kids, bitch"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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