The greatest friend you'll ever meet, someone you can count on and will always remember you even if it doesn't work out. She will tell you your beautiful though she doesnt think she is herself but is in the biggest way. Don't get on her bad side, shes known to hold a grudge . She's a animals person / whisperer and will magically make your scared of peoplecat like her. Through it all she is always there when you need her, will hold on forever and will try so hard to stay there. Be nice to her and she will be nice back.
An amazing girl with beautiful features - a gorgeous personality and someone who is always there to lift you up when you're feeling down. You can always count on Bethnie for anything you need, and she'll take your secrets to the grave. She is knee-slapping funny, sometimes corny, more CRAZY than anything, but always, ALWAYS honest! She is the best friend there is and she will never abandon you. The world would be a better place if everyone was just like Bethnie.
Guy: "Hey, you know Bethnie?"
Girl: "Oh my gosh, I love her! She's so great."
Smart, classic laughter, delightful, one who should always be given gifts, best friend, best girl you will ever lay your eyes on. Sweet, intelligent, pretty eyes, milky thighs, tastes like gingerbread cookies, have to keep forever, best bj in the village, you should give her money and pay her bills.
Oh that bethanie she's a keeper I willlover her pet her and support and give her my all.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.