Bestman

A name for someone whos awesome.

"Yeah that Jackson dude is a bestmen!"

by Jackson Getrad Buhck September 4, 2005

Gary Bettman Hat Trick

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.

With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.

by gokingsgo January 14, 2013

bestiana

an alternative term for 'best friend' or 'bestie'.

fag #1: 1989 is taylor's best pop album.
fag #2: bestiana spill!
fag #1: purrr bestiana!

by benscoven October 27, 2020

gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Beastman Aids

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.

I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.

by Sodomech January 22, 2004

Brestman

A farmer who plays for PSG that statpadds against his beloved Brest. Playing good in a big game? No, amigo. Scoring 6 goals again Brest? Yes and then get GOAT shouts.

Brestman ghosted

by ToMassive August 15, 2021

Bettman

A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.

Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.

by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005