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"Yeah that Jackson dude is a bestmen!"
Bestman by Jackson Getrad Buhck September 4, 2005
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Gary Bettman Hat Trick 

The inglorious feat of having three lockouts occur during your tenure as NHL Commissioner.
With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.

Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.
Gary Bettman Hat Trick by gokingsgo January 14, 2013
an alternative term for 'best friend' or 'bestie'.
fag #1: 1989 is taylor's best pop album.
fag #2: bestiana spill!
fag #1: purrr bestiana!
bestiana by benscoven October 27, 2020

gary bettman 

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.
Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.
gary bettman by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

Beastman Aids 

A disease contracted by having anal sex with Beastman from the He-Mann series.
I've got Aids. Beastman Aids, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Beastman Aids by Sodomech January 22, 2004

Brestman 

A farmer who plays for PSG that statpadds against his beloved Brest. Playing good in a big game? No, amigo. Scoring 6 goals again Brest? Yes and then get GOAT shouts.
Brestman ghosted
Brestman by ToMassive August 15, 2021
A large human shit. Named after the NHL commish Gary Bettman who ruined then cancelled the 2004-2005 hockey season.

This slang is widely used in the Canadian cities Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal.
Wheres the crapper? I been holding in a Bettman for aboot two hours, eh.
Bettman by Debbie Doolittle March 1, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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